So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
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I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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