My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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