The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I need moral support for this bender
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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