I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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