arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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