Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Terrible idea I love it
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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