i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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