Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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