Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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