If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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