i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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