She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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