Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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