How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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