i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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