Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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