I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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