A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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