Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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