Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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