Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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