he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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