***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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