Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
and she was petting her beer can
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
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