Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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