: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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