I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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