Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Why is your signature on my underwear?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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