Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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