Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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