Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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