So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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