Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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