i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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