After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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