So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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