I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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