I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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