Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
it glows. i had to have it.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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