Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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