Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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