I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
