this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
