K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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