Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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