mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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