Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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