he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
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