Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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