Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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