Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
